so my brother only has one eye and one time in art class the teacher said “draw your neighbors eye” so he took his fake eye out and sat it on the girls desk that was sitting next to him and she screamed and started crying
Your brother is golden
On average, you have a 1 in 18,989 chance of being murdered
A trans person has a 1 in 12 chance of being murdered
The average life span of a cis person is about 75-90
The average life expectancy of a trans person is 23-30 years old
75% of people killed in anti LGBT hate crimes are poc
Think about this the next time you go crying over “cisphobia” and “reverse racism”
Why did Fall Out Boy not make this an actual thing?
Pete’s vocals at the beginning are magical.
the harmonies oh m gy g od
eargasm literal eargasm
God when they get to “only sweeter”… <3
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- Step Mom: Our Server was checking you out, Haley.
- Me: Uh, that's nice.
- Step Mom: What, you don't think he's cute?
- Dad: She's Gay Tammy.
- (Awkward Silence)
- Step-Mom: Well whats so good about eating Pussy?
- Me: Excu-
- Dad: Tammy, my daughter is gay. She eats Pussy; Yes, but it's not just about eating Pussy. She loves the Pussy, she admires the Pussy, she tends to the Pussy, she moves inside the Pussy . . . She is one with the Pussy, because, my daughter is Gay . . . She loves the Pussy.
- (Longest Awkward Silence Ever)
- Me: You said Pussy like 5 times . . .
- Dad: 8 times Hunny, now finish your Burger.
things you don’t point out about people:
- body hair in places you’re not used to it being???
- fat rolls/curves
- how much/how little they’re eating
- how skinny they are/what bones they can see because of how skinny they are
- How fat they are.
- If they have crooked or misaligned teeth maybe even yellowed
- If they sweat a lot
don’t do it