July222014
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quackenbuschlight:

"how can you drink hot coffee in the middle of summer?"

fire cannot kill a dragon

(via rawwwkfingers)

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icequeenchad:

tacoposey:

my mom once told me about how her friend’s daughter was once in a weird relationship with an older man who got off on paying her bills 

like he would give her a credit card and would totally find sexual pleasure in going over all the purchases she made with his money

but they hardly ever talked or saw each other

and the story still sits with me because i think that’s like fairytale kinds of magic right there

(via agentromanofftasha)

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tuscanystuff:

I actually really like this ad campaign.

(Source: drawing-interrupted, via phoenixscientist)

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francsforthememories:

killedmycatatemytailor:

xsongmihix:

cadyanne94:

Dedicated to all my fellow retail employees

All of these are oh so painfully true.

I used to work at McDonalds and literally every single one of them has happened to me. Ergh.

Last week a regular got pissed because we had to put her items through the scanner again because she had paid but the items hadn’t been taken out of the system for some reason. She didn’t have to pay a second time but she insisted that we had made her pay again and complained to the boss that myself and the other checkout girl with me ought to be penalised if not fired for our actions.

(Source: cady94, via phoenixscientist)

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theductiletroll:

jeanmarcoing:

songs in a different language you like and then you look up the lyrics and it’s actually some fucked up shit

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(Source: jeanmarcoing, via phoenixscientist)

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gnumblr:

justbriann:

It literally says it might make you sweat. Just in a really fancy way. Lol

"Dihydrogen monoxide containment unit"

(via phoenixscientist)

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the-treble:

narcotic:

parents: i want the truth

me: *tells truth*

parents: nope youre lying wrong answer

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you have no idea the lengths I went to to find this gif set.

(Source: narcotic, via phoenixscientist)

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